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Post by Si Quan on Apr 10, 2006 13:51:05 GMT -5
One Day in a Galaxy suprisingly close by......
*Star Wars theme plays*
George Bush has brought peace and justice to the galaxy with his texas accent. All is calm until democrats want revenge for their completely expexted losses all around the country. John Kerry Brainwashes humans into being his democratic lackeys. George Bush gathers what republicans he can to diminish the threat, for many fell to the Democrats......WAIT! The Penquis have come to help! Also we've just received word that they are indeed not a threat because DEMOCRATS NEVER WIN!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Si Quan on Apr 10, 2006 13:54:42 GMT -5
I dedicate this to Freak for inspiring me to write about penguins and politicians....in the same story...
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Post by philly on Apr 10, 2006 13:55:44 GMT -5
just then Micheal Moore bursts into the room strapped with explosives packed in twinkies. he demands satisfaction then is shot in the knee caps by lincolns ghost. the penguins eat the twinkies then are rescued by animal rights activists only to explode in their arms. YAY! Micheal Moore is dead and kamakazee penguins have killed hundreds of hippies! Score one for the right side!
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Post by james777555 on Apr 10, 2006 13:56:37 GMT -5
Wow! That was...weird.
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Post by Darth Nergul on Apr 10, 2006 13:59:04 GMT -5
Wait, kamikazi penquins can't die.
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Post by Si Quan on Apr 10, 2006 14:03:10 GMT -5
With Hippies on their side, the democrats are more dangerous.....and more annoying......than ever. But a new ally rises to help the republicans......PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by philly on Apr 10, 2006 14:09:36 GMT -5
then the liberal unleashes its most terrifying weapon...the college hippie. Ten times more potent and annoying then an aging hippie, the college hippie's massive ego and moral objection to everything that pwns is enough to turn unsuspecting republicans into metrosexual liberal hippie douches. there is only one who can save them now....  |
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Post by Darth Nergul on Apr 10, 2006 14:10:14 GMT -5
Penquins! Load weapons! Open fire!
Charging hippies are shot down one by one.
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Post by Zilfer Of Shadows... on Apr 10, 2006 22:16:20 GMT -5
 the penguins read the news to bush for he needs an inturperter for what the democraps demands. bush: wait wtf do i care send in the nukes. |
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Post by Lord Nexus on Apr 14, 2006 9:10:11 GMT -5
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Post by fallenangel on Apr 14, 2006 11:32:47 GMT -5
wtffffdfffffffhs wts hs hh jh jd u r crazy
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Post by Raiken on Apr 24, 2006 14:16:38 GMT -5
raiken's message to all of the democratic leftist wackjobs on the internet:
[glow=red,2,300][/glow]
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Post by fallenangel on Apr 24, 2006 15:19:37 GMT -5
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa u a big meany
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Post by fallenangel on Apr 24, 2006 15:23:47 GMT -5
im telling the inter net on u  jkn im a democrat but i relise that the democrats have sucky people |
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Post by Darth Nergul on Apr 27, 2006 20:00:17 GMT -5
NOT ONE OF US! NOT ONE OF US!
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jkn im a democrat but i relise that the democrats have sucky people