Post by Darth Nergul on Feb 7, 2009 0:28:14 GMT -5
I will be grading you on your performance, each "correct" answer will earn you one point. What do these points do? Allow you to brag. Ah I will update answers and points periodically when I post new questions.
Participants:
Christopher Enyar - 4
Zilfer of Shadows - 4
Alias - 2
Si Quan - 1
bruinfamer - 2
Moonfire - 6
Nero Sasaki - 1
Vincelon Sylus - 0
Garok Raan - 1
Question 2/6/09
There is are two caves. The upper cave holds a giant dragon. By the way you have no powers and no weapons. The lower cave has nothing. What is your choice?
A. Take the upper cave.
B. Take the lower cave.
C. Kill self.
D. Cry and don't go anywhere.
Answer 2/6/09
A. Being a brave piece of crap, you go to face the dragon. To your amazement, the dragon has had a heart attack, allowing you free passage.
B. Being a coward, you took the empty cave. Little did you know that the dragon would fall through and crush you, killing you.
C. You're dead.
D. You die from starvation.
Question 2/7/09
There are two boxes of weapons and you know there'll be an incoming attack of zombies. One holds miniguns and turrets, the other has M9s. You have a skeleton key, allowing you to only open one box. Which do you choose?
A. The box with the miniguns and turrets.
B. The box with the pistols.
C. Try to open the boxes another way, ditching the key.
D. Fisticuffs.
Answer 2/7/09
A. You open the box, and to your surprise there are no bullets! You are royally screwed and killed.
B. You open the box and pull out your weapons. There is a load of ammo, able to kill an entire army. And to your fortune, the zombies are very slow allowing you to kill them. You survive.
C. You fail in the end, and die.
D. A zombie eats your fist. It then presumes to eat your face.
Question 2/8/09
Four wise sages approach you. One promises great fun, one promises gold, one promises wisdom, and one promises a pebble. You can only take one. Which do you take?
A. Great Fun
B. Gold
C. Wisdom
D. Pebble
Answer 2/8/09
A. The sage that promised great fun teleports you to an exotic room. You don't want to know what he does to you.
B. The sage delivers his promise, sending down a huge bar of gold. It lands on top of you, crushing you.
C. The sage makes you know everything in the universe. Unfortunately your head is too small to contain all that knowledge, so you explode.
D. The sage throws the pebble at you. Being a pebble, it doesn't hurt that much. You proceed to beat the sage with the pebble, taking his wallet.
Question 2/9/09
Oh dear! You are kidnapped by aliens and they throw you into an arena. You can choose one weapon. What do you choose?
A. Super Claymore
B. Energy Blaster
C. Rusty Dagger
D. Nuclear Bomb
Answer 2/9/09
A. An alien throws you the super claymore. Oh my! It is much too heavy for you! You are utterly killed.
B. You take the energy blaster, and you shoot at your enemy. Your enemy unfortunately can deflect energy. He walks up to you and kills you.
C. You pull out the rusty dagger you found at home. Not expecting it to work, you stab your opponent. To your surprise, his race is allergic to rusted iron! You continue to kill until you win.
D. The nuclear bomb you called in does kill your opponent, but ends up killing you too. Good job, idiot.
Question 2/10/09
You have been captured by the enemy, and thrown into a prisoner camp. How do you escape?
A. You don't. You simply wait out the war.
B. Start a riot.
C. Hop the fence.
D. Take a guard's uniform.
Answer 2/10/09
A. The harsh conditions of the camp end up killing you. You dead.
B. Unfortunately for you, you are not armed. The guards are. You all get mowed down. You dead.
C. Supposedly these people don't believe in electrocuting the fence. What really happened is someone turned off the power. You escape.
D. You think you're going to get out, until someone asks you your name. You say the one on the name card. Guess what? The guard that asked you who you were knew him. He upholsters his pistol and shoots you in the face. You dead.
Question 2/11/09
A mad man has kidnapped you! He is going to throw you onto an unknown island, and is playing a game with you for survival. Four objects are set on a table. Which do you choose?
A. Tent
B. Battle Axe
C. Water Canteen
D. Map of the Island
Answer 2/11/09
A. You unpack your tent and put it up. At night a bunch of natives raid you and kill you.
B. Taking your battle axe, you cut down trees to get fire wood. When natives or beasts attack you, you kill them with your axe. Strangely you can also use it to carve things. You carve out a boat and sail away.
C. You fill up your canteen, which will be useful. Unfortunately a canteen can't hold off nature's beasts.
D. Taking a look at this map, you find out that someone coffee on it. Its completely useless.
Question 2/12/09
You find out a bunch of terrorists are going to be attacking an airport. There is a gun rack. Which gun do you take?
A. AK-47
B. M16
C. Tommy Gun
D. RPG
Answer 2/12/09
A. When you go to defend the airport, the rest of the guards mistake you for a terrorist due to your weapon. You are shot down.
B. You take out your M16, but it is taken away by a real army soldier. Being weaponless, you die.
C. This Tommy Gun bestows you the power of the Mafia. Plus your gun doesn't screw up, so you survive.
D. You fire your RPG at the enemy. Unfortunately it swerves off course and misses. The terrorists proceed to kill you.
Question 2/13/09
It is time to assassinate a dictator. What is your plan?
A. Give him a briefcase bomb.
B. Send in a sniper
C. Send a "messenger" with a knife
D. Throw grenades at him from a rooftop
Answer 2/13/09
A. In the meeting, one of your target's officials takes the briefcase to the other side of the table. It blows up at the set time, and yet the dictator survives. (based off an assassination attempt on Hitler)
B. Your sniper is able to sneak in and get in position. However they decide that it would be better to keep the dictator alive, seeing that someone better may take over. He stays alive. (based on another assassination attempt on Hitler)
C. The assassin reaches the dictator, pulling out a knife out of the envelope. He is able to stab the dictator before getting beaten down by supporters. However the dictator pulls out the dagger, revealing that he is wearing a vest out of paranoia. He survives. (based off an assassination attempt at the beginning of Augustus the Movie)
D. You are able to throw the explosives down at him, succeeding. Some of your friends jump up and down due to this, and are gunned down. However you did succeed. The dictator is dead. (based off the assassination of Czar Alexander II)
Question 2/14/09
There is a girl (or boy I suppose for you girls) that you really like. You need to come up with a way to ask them out today and confess your feelings. How do you do so?
A. Call them over the phone, send a text message, or send an email.
B. Go to their house and talk to them in person.
C. Get their friends to set up a complex chain.
D. You already have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Screw this.
Answer 2/14/09
A. The person you called thinks you're quite lame for not talking about something like that in person. They don't call back. (what I decided against)
B. When your crush answers the door, they act really surprised that you're here, thinking its quite creepy that'd you come to their house.. They tell you maybe some other time, but never call to tell you. (varied version of what happened to me)
C. Depending on people can kind of suck. It all messes up and your plan explodes.
D. Congratulations, you do not have to worry about this type of stuff. You win.
Question 2/15/09
You are a clerk in a convenience store. Oh no! A thug comes inside and points a gun at you. He tells you to give him the money, and the tape. What do you do?
A. Comply with the man's orders.
B. Reach for a baseball bat when he is distracted by a bystander
C. Grab his gun and try to beat his ass
D. Try to run away
Answer 2/15/09
A. All seems to go well, until the man decides to beat you senseless anyways. He beats you down with his gun, and when he's finished, he runs off.
B. The crook catches you in the act, and shoots you until you fall to the ground. He proceeds to run out.
C. You are given the fury of a middle aged Korean man that knows Tae Kwon Do! Being able to point the gun away, you are able to know the thief over and eventually break the barrel of the gun. You continue to beat the crap out of him until he runs away.
D. You are simply shot. Idiot.
Question 2/16/09
You are wondering the streets of a city and a stall catches your eye. A salesman is selling a magical box that supposedly gives you a wish. It costs as much as a week's amount of food (mind that you are poor), but a woman convinces you that you can only find out if it works if you try it. What do you do?
A. Decide to not get the box, and instead get money to buy food.
B. Work to get the box and wish that you lived in a castle.
C. Get involved with the crime business for a short while to get money.
D. Be a lazy person and not do anything at all.
Answer 2/16/09
A. Life continues on as usual. You live on with a boring life, but at least you're still alive.
B. You are taken into the castle by a man. The lord investigates you, and figures out that you are destined to kill him. He takes out a pistol and shoots you. You fling out the window and down, down, down and die.
C. During your crime spree, the guards find you. Not being the very lenient guards you would expect, they shoot you in the face.
D. You starve... idiot.
Question 2/17/09
You are trying to get an idea approved in the New Ideas board. Which admin do you contact?
A. Emperor Cain
B. Zilfer of Shadows
C. Odan Thos
D. Mikdatv
Answer 2/17/09
A. You PM Cain, but unfortunately because he is so busy, he never comes around to doing it.
B. Srsly? He doesn't even do something unless you bug him, and that's like changing stats.
C. Gall loves to change things it seems, and he's very active. Plus his criticism is not harsh at all! He is the best choice.
D. Mik comes along quite a lot of times, but most of the time he will tell you your idea sucks and kick your ass.
Question 2/18/09
There is a fork in the road. One sign says it leads to a graveyard, and another says it leads to a candy factory. You fear that tonight there might be a murderer that's going to kill people, possibly you. Where do you go?
A. Go to the graveyard.
B. Go to the candy factory.
C. Search for a cave for an alternate road.
D. Go back the way you came.
Answer 2/18/09
A. This is a graveyard made by the serial killer. He buries his victims here, so he makes regular trips. While there you are crept up on and stabbed in the neck.
B. Candy factories turn out to be where the homicidal man loves to kill people. While stuffing yourself, you are back stabbed.
C. You find a cave and try to open a door that has been placed on it. Unfortunately this is the murderer's lair. As he is coming back he sees you and throws his dagger, hitting your head.
D. The killer is currently looking around the other places, so going back the way you came was actually the smartest thing to do. You survive the night.
Question 2/19/09
A mysterious figure approaches you, offering to teach you one of the traditional four element forms. You are told that you will have to use these powers against an incoming horde of invaders. Which do you do?
A. Fire
B. Water
C. Earth
D. Wind
Answer 2/19/09
A. As you use your powers of fire, you end up burning everything around you, including yourself. YOU BURN IN RIGHTEOUS FIRE!!!
B. Using your water abilities, you figure out that why not turn it into sharp ice and throw it at people. It works.
C. In the battle you open up a crack in the world to try to suck in your enemies. You fall in it.
D. Unfortunately for you, your winds powers are not that great. All they can do is push people, not cut. You are overwhelmed.
Question 2/20/09
After a long period of exercise at school, you decide it would be best to take a shower. You go to the shower and it is filled with girls. What do you do?
A. Run away and hope no one saw
B. Stare
C. Try to apologize
D. Take a shower anyways
E. Die right on the spot
Answer 2/20/09
A. Someone was outside and saw you, and suspends you. If you turn out to be a girl, everyone just thinks you're weird.
B. You end up staring, knowing you'll be dead in a bit. If you turn out to be a girl, again, they just think you're weird.
C. You tell them you're sorry, but they still beat you up anyways. If you're a girl, they have no clue what you're talking about.
D. For a bit you take a shower before you are beaten. Course if you're a girl this turns out to be completely normal, and nothing happens to you.
E. You're dead?
Question 2/21/09
What does USA stand for?
A. United States of America.
B. Universe of Super Awesomeness
C. Unibrow of Sad Animals
D. Underground Skater Assholes
Answer 2/21/09
A. What are you talking about? That country fails.
B. Definitely.
C. Animals don't have unibrows.
D. Underground skaters are nice.
Question 2/24/09
Which is the most likely to be used in music?
A. Oriental Funk
B. Mexican Heavy Metal
C. Prayer Rap
D. Jamaican Classical
Answer 2/24/09
A. Ongoing joke at school
B. Made it up
C. Happened at a mass at my school (correct)
D. Huh?
Question 2/25/09
Which of the following is the creepiest? Note that these aren't exactly aimed at you specifically, though some might fit. (I'll explain how I came up with these later)
A. Hmm, [insert your underwear color]. It suits you well.
B. When I grow up, will you divorse dad and marry me?
C. Your disposed cue tips are no longer needed.
D. What a lovely day it is. I want to tear out your intestines and twist them into a pretzel!
Participants:
Christopher Enyar - 4
Zilfer of Shadows - 4
Alias - 2
Si Quan - 1
bruinfamer - 2
Moonfire - 6
Nero Sasaki - 1
Vincelon Sylus - 0
Garok Raan - 1
Question 2/6/09
There is are two caves. The upper cave holds a giant dragon. By the way you have no powers and no weapons. The lower cave has nothing. What is your choice?
A. Take the upper cave.
B. Take the lower cave.
C. Kill self.
D. Cry and don't go anywhere.
Answer 2/6/09
A. Being a brave piece of crap, you go to face the dragon. To your amazement, the dragon has had a heart attack, allowing you free passage.
B. Being a coward, you took the empty cave. Little did you know that the dragon would fall through and crush you, killing you.
C. You're dead.
D. You die from starvation.
Question 2/7/09
There are two boxes of weapons and you know there'll be an incoming attack of zombies. One holds miniguns and turrets, the other has M9s. You have a skeleton key, allowing you to only open one box. Which do you choose?
A. The box with the miniguns and turrets.
B. The box with the pistols.
C. Try to open the boxes another way, ditching the key.
D. Fisticuffs.
Answer 2/7/09
A. You open the box, and to your surprise there are no bullets! You are royally screwed and killed.
B. You open the box and pull out your weapons. There is a load of ammo, able to kill an entire army. And to your fortune, the zombies are very slow allowing you to kill them. You survive.
C. You fail in the end, and die.
D. A zombie eats your fist. It then presumes to eat your face.
Question 2/8/09
Four wise sages approach you. One promises great fun, one promises gold, one promises wisdom, and one promises a pebble. You can only take one. Which do you take?
A. Great Fun
B. Gold
C. Wisdom
D. Pebble
Answer 2/8/09
A. The sage that promised great fun teleports you to an exotic room. You don't want to know what he does to you.
B. The sage delivers his promise, sending down a huge bar of gold. It lands on top of you, crushing you.
C. The sage makes you know everything in the universe. Unfortunately your head is too small to contain all that knowledge, so you explode.
D. The sage throws the pebble at you. Being a pebble, it doesn't hurt that much. You proceed to beat the sage with the pebble, taking his wallet.
Question 2/9/09
Oh dear! You are kidnapped by aliens and they throw you into an arena. You can choose one weapon. What do you choose?
A. Super Claymore
B. Energy Blaster
C. Rusty Dagger
D. Nuclear Bomb
Answer 2/9/09
A. An alien throws you the super claymore. Oh my! It is much too heavy for you! You are utterly killed.
B. You take the energy blaster, and you shoot at your enemy. Your enemy unfortunately can deflect energy. He walks up to you and kills you.
C. You pull out the rusty dagger you found at home. Not expecting it to work, you stab your opponent. To your surprise, his race is allergic to rusted iron! You continue to kill until you win.
D. The nuclear bomb you called in does kill your opponent, but ends up killing you too. Good job, idiot.
Question 2/10/09
You have been captured by the enemy, and thrown into a prisoner camp. How do you escape?
A. You don't. You simply wait out the war.
B. Start a riot.
C. Hop the fence.
D. Take a guard's uniform.
Answer 2/10/09
A. The harsh conditions of the camp end up killing you. You dead.
B. Unfortunately for you, you are not armed. The guards are. You all get mowed down. You dead.
C. Supposedly these people don't believe in electrocuting the fence. What really happened is someone turned off the power. You escape.
D. You think you're going to get out, until someone asks you your name. You say the one on the name card. Guess what? The guard that asked you who you were knew him. He upholsters his pistol and shoots you in the face. You dead.
Question 2/11/09
A mad man has kidnapped you! He is going to throw you onto an unknown island, and is playing a game with you for survival. Four objects are set on a table. Which do you choose?
A. Tent
B. Battle Axe
C. Water Canteen
D. Map of the Island
Answer 2/11/09
A. You unpack your tent and put it up. At night a bunch of natives raid you and kill you.
B. Taking your battle axe, you cut down trees to get fire wood. When natives or beasts attack you, you kill them with your axe. Strangely you can also use it to carve things. You carve out a boat and sail away.
C. You fill up your canteen, which will be useful. Unfortunately a canteen can't hold off nature's beasts.
D. Taking a look at this map, you find out that someone coffee on it. Its completely useless.
Question 2/12/09
You find out a bunch of terrorists are going to be attacking an airport. There is a gun rack. Which gun do you take?
A. AK-47
B. M16
C. Tommy Gun
D. RPG
Answer 2/12/09
A. When you go to defend the airport, the rest of the guards mistake you for a terrorist due to your weapon. You are shot down.
B. You take out your M16, but it is taken away by a real army soldier. Being weaponless, you die.
C. This Tommy Gun bestows you the power of the Mafia. Plus your gun doesn't screw up, so you survive.
D. You fire your RPG at the enemy. Unfortunately it swerves off course and misses. The terrorists proceed to kill you.
Question 2/13/09
It is time to assassinate a dictator. What is your plan?
A. Give him a briefcase bomb.
B. Send in a sniper
C. Send a "messenger" with a knife
D. Throw grenades at him from a rooftop
Answer 2/13/09
A. In the meeting, one of your target's officials takes the briefcase to the other side of the table. It blows up at the set time, and yet the dictator survives. (based off an assassination attempt on Hitler)
B. Your sniper is able to sneak in and get in position. However they decide that it would be better to keep the dictator alive, seeing that someone better may take over. He stays alive. (based on another assassination attempt on Hitler)
C. The assassin reaches the dictator, pulling out a knife out of the envelope. He is able to stab the dictator before getting beaten down by supporters. However the dictator pulls out the dagger, revealing that he is wearing a vest out of paranoia. He survives. (based off an assassination attempt at the beginning of Augustus the Movie)
D. You are able to throw the explosives down at him, succeeding. Some of your friends jump up and down due to this, and are gunned down. However you did succeed. The dictator is dead. (based off the assassination of Czar Alexander II)
Question 2/14/09
There is a girl (or boy I suppose for you girls) that you really like. You need to come up with a way to ask them out today and confess your feelings. How do you do so?
A. Call them over the phone, send a text message, or send an email.
B. Go to their house and talk to them in person.
C. Get their friends to set up a complex chain.
D. You already have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Screw this.
Answer 2/14/09
A. The person you called thinks you're quite lame for not talking about something like that in person. They don't call back. (what I decided against)
B. When your crush answers the door, they act really surprised that you're here, thinking its quite creepy that'd you come to their house.. They tell you maybe some other time, but never call to tell you. (varied version of what happened to me)
C. Depending on people can kind of suck. It all messes up and your plan explodes.
D. Congratulations, you do not have to worry about this type of stuff. You win.
Question 2/15/09
You are a clerk in a convenience store. Oh no! A thug comes inside and points a gun at you. He tells you to give him the money, and the tape. What do you do?
A. Comply with the man's orders.
B. Reach for a baseball bat when he is distracted by a bystander
C. Grab his gun and try to beat his ass
D. Try to run away
Answer 2/15/09
A. All seems to go well, until the man decides to beat you senseless anyways. He beats you down with his gun, and when he's finished, he runs off.
B. The crook catches you in the act, and shoots you until you fall to the ground. He proceeds to run out.
C. You are given the fury of a middle aged Korean man that knows Tae Kwon Do! Being able to point the gun away, you are able to know the thief over and eventually break the barrel of the gun. You continue to beat the crap out of him until he runs away.
D. You are simply shot. Idiot.
Question 2/16/09
You are wondering the streets of a city and a stall catches your eye. A salesman is selling a magical box that supposedly gives you a wish. It costs as much as a week's amount of food (mind that you are poor), but a woman convinces you that you can only find out if it works if you try it. What do you do?
A. Decide to not get the box, and instead get money to buy food.
B. Work to get the box and wish that you lived in a castle.
C. Get involved with the crime business for a short while to get money.
D. Be a lazy person and not do anything at all.
Answer 2/16/09
A. Life continues on as usual. You live on with a boring life, but at least you're still alive.
B. You are taken into the castle by a man. The lord investigates you, and figures out that you are destined to kill him. He takes out a pistol and shoots you. You fling out the window and down, down, down and die.
C. During your crime spree, the guards find you. Not being the very lenient guards you would expect, they shoot you in the face.
D. You starve... idiot.
Question 2/17/09
You are trying to get an idea approved in the New Ideas board. Which admin do you contact?
A. Emperor Cain
B. Zilfer of Shadows
C. Odan Thos
D. Mikdatv
Answer 2/17/09
A. You PM Cain, but unfortunately because he is so busy, he never comes around to doing it.
B. Srsly? He doesn't even do something unless you bug him, and that's like changing stats.
C. Gall loves to change things it seems, and he's very active. Plus his criticism is not harsh at all! He is the best choice.
D. Mik comes along quite a lot of times, but most of the time he will tell you your idea sucks and kick your ass.
Question 2/18/09
There is a fork in the road. One sign says it leads to a graveyard, and another says it leads to a candy factory. You fear that tonight there might be a murderer that's going to kill people, possibly you. Where do you go?
A. Go to the graveyard.
B. Go to the candy factory.
C. Search for a cave for an alternate road.
D. Go back the way you came.
Answer 2/18/09
A. This is a graveyard made by the serial killer. He buries his victims here, so he makes regular trips. While there you are crept up on and stabbed in the neck.
B. Candy factories turn out to be where the homicidal man loves to kill people. While stuffing yourself, you are back stabbed.
C. You find a cave and try to open a door that has been placed on it. Unfortunately this is the murderer's lair. As he is coming back he sees you and throws his dagger, hitting your head.
D. The killer is currently looking around the other places, so going back the way you came was actually the smartest thing to do. You survive the night.
Question 2/19/09
A mysterious figure approaches you, offering to teach you one of the traditional four element forms. You are told that you will have to use these powers against an incoming horde of invaders. Which do you do?
A. Fire
B. Water
C. Earth
D. Wind
Answer 2/19/09
A. As you use your powers of fire, you end up burning everything around you, including yourself. YOU BURN IN RIGHTEOUS FIRE!!!
B. Using your water abilities, you figure out that why not turn it into sharp ice and throw it at people. It works.
C. In the battle you open up a crack in the world to try to suck in your enemies. You fall in it.
D. Unfortunately for you, your winds powers are not that great. All they can do is push people, not cut. You are overwhelmed.
Question 2/20/09
After a long period of exercise at school, you decide it would be best to take a shower. You go to the shower and it is filled with girls. What do you do?
A. Run away and hope no one saw
B. Stare
C. Try to apologize
D. Take a shower anyways
E. Die right on the spot
Answer 2/20/09
A. Someone was outside and saw you, and suspends you. If you turn out to be a girl, everyone just thinks you're weird.
B. You end up staring, knowing you'll be dead in a bit. If you turn out to be a girl, again, they just think you're weird.
C. You tell them you're sorry, but they still beat you up anyways. If you're a girl, they have no clue what you're talking about.
D. For a bit you take a shower before you are beaten. Course if you're a girl this turns out to be completely normal, and nothing happens to you.
E. You're dead?
Question 2/21/09
What does USA stand for?
A. United States of America.
B. Universe of Super Awesomeness
C. Unibrow of Sad Animals
D. Underground Skater Assholes
Answer 2/21/09
A. What are you talking about? That country fails.
B. Definitely.
C. Animals don't have unibrows.
D. Underground skaters are nice.
Question 2/24/09
Which is the most likely to be used in music?
A. Oriental Funk
B. Mexican Heavy Metal
C. Prayer Rap
D. Jamaican Classical
Answer 2/24/09
A. Ongoing joke at school
B. Made it up
C. Happened at a mass at my school (correct)
D. Huh?
Question 2/25/09
Which of the following is the creepiest? Note that these aren't exactly aimed at you specifically, though some might fit. (I'll explain how I came up with these later)
A. Hmm, [insert your underwear color]. It suits you well.
B. When I grow up, will you divorse dad and marry me?
C. Your disposed cue tips are no longer needed.
D. What a lovely day it is. I want to tear out your intestines and twist them into a pretzel!
Pistols are TEH SHIZZNET! lol 
